Meal Hygiene™ 🍽️
Are You Giving Your Body a Chance to Digest?
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
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Before Assuming Dysfunction, Let's Make Sure Proper Function Can Happen.
One of my favorite concepts I learned in naturopathic school was this:
"Before assuming dysfunction, let's make sure proper function can happen."
It's a philosophy that has stuck with me throughout my career, and it's one of the first things I walk every client through.
Before we start assuming something is wrong with your body, I want to know: Are we even giving it what it needs to function properly?

🌞 Are you...
☕ Or are you running on...
And we're surprised we don't feel good?!
Here's the thing: your body is incredibly intelligent, but it isn't magic. You can't consistently deprive it of the basics and expect it to function optimally.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
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Finding Your True Baseline
When clients come to me with digestive complaints, fatigue, bloating, constipation, or a laundry list of mysterious symptoms, one of my first priorities is establishing their true baseline.
Not how they feel when they're underslept, overworked, dehydrated, overstimulated, and surviving on caffeine.
I want to know how their body functions when its fundamental needs are being met.
Because until we establish that baseline, it can be difficult to distinguish between symptoms driven by everyday habits and symptoms that deserve further investigation.
Sometimes the body isn't malfunctioning. It's responding exactly how we'd expect to the conditions we're putting it through.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food
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Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena
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Coach Adam
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Introducing The Poop Doctor's Meal Hygiene™
You probably practice personal hygiene every day. You brush your teeth, wash your hands, and hopefully shower regularly.
But what about your meal hygiene?
We spend so much time talking about what to eat that we often overlook how we eat.
Digestion isn't just about the food on your plate. It's a coordinated process involving your brain, nervous system, mouth, stomach, intestines, hormones, and digestive secretions.
And that process begins before your first bite.
Here are my foundational rules for better Meal Hygiene™.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
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Get Into Rest and Digest Mode
Stop Eating in Fight-or-Flight Mode
🙅Your body has two major branches of the autonomic nervous system: sympathetic ( fight or flight ) and parasympathetic ( rest and digest ).
Both are important, but digestion generally benefits from a relaxed state.
If you're eating while rushing between meetings, arguing with your partner, answering stressful emails, or watching a terrifying crime documentary, you're probably not creating the most comfortable environment for digestion.
Ever notice how your stomach tightens during a suspenseful movie? Your brain can respond emotionally and physically to what you're watching, even when you know it isn't happening to you.
Try making mealtime a moment of calm rather than another source of stimulation.
Take 10 Seconds to Switch Into Digestive Mode
⏱️Before taking your first bite, pause.
😌 Relax your shoulders.
😬 Unclench your jaw.
🌬️ Take a few slow, comfortable breaths.
That's it.
This simple ritual helps interrupt the momentum of a hectic day and gives your nervous system an opportunity to settle.
Think of it as telling your body:
You don't need a 30-minute meditation session before lunch. Sometimes ten intentional seconds are a great place to start.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
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Chew More. Chug Less.
Chew Your Damn Food!
🦷Digestion begins in your mouth, where chewing mechanically breaks food into smaller pieces and mixes it with saliva.
Saliva contains digestive enzymes, including salivary amylase, which begins breaking down starches before food even reaches your stomach.
Chewing also stimulates sensory and nervous-system responses that help prepare the stomach and other digestive organs for incoming food.
When you inhale your meal in four bites, you're skipping an important part of the digestive process.
Liquids, smoothies, soups. It feels weird, but trust me on the chewing.
Just slow down, chew thoroughly, and give your digestive system a little help.
Be Mindful of How Much You're Drinking With Meals
🥤One of my traditional meal-hygiene recommendations is to avoid chugging large amounts of liquid immediately before, during, or after meals.
The idea is to allow your stomach to focus comfortably on digesting the meal rather than diluting it.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food
Spotify
Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena
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Coach Adam
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Base Urbano BE YOU
Sit Down. Slow Down. Be Present.
Sit Down. Slow Down. Be Present.
🧘Eating while driving, standing over the kitchen counter, scrolling through social media, or working at your computer might be convenient, but it can make it harder to pay attention to your food and your body's signals.
Whenever possible, sit down and give your meal your attention.
Notice the smell, flavor, and texture of your food. Really immerse yourself in the experience.
Slowing down can help you remember a connection with your food you didn't know was missing.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
Spotify
Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food
Spotify
Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena
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Coach Adam
Health Is Wealth
All Things Detox!
Base Urbano BE YOU
The Poop Doctor's Meal Hygiene™ Checklist
Before your next meal, ask yourself:
You don't need to master every habit overnight.
It's not about perfection. It's about direction.
Start with one or two and build from there.
Make choices that support your digestive health more often than not.
The Funk'tional Nutritionist
Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?
Apple Podcasts
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination
Spotify
Spotify
Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop
Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta
Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food
Spotify
Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena
Spotify
Spotify
Coach Adam
Health Is Wealth
All Things Detox!
Base Urbano BE YOU
It's Not Always What You're Eating. Sometimes It's How You're Eating.
You can buy the highest-quality organic food, take expensive digestive supplements, and follow the trendiest gut-health diet on the planet.
But if you're scarfing down your meals while stressed, distracted, exhausted, and running on empty, you may still struggle with digesting and absorbing your meals properly.

That's the foundation of Meal Hygiene™.
And sometimes, the simplest changes make the biggest difference.
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This content is for educational purposes only and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.





