⚠️ Warning: Not for the Faint of Heart

Welcome to The Poop Doctor's Hall of Sh*t 💩

You've officially entered The Poop Doctor's Hall of Sh*t.

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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

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Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

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Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

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Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

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Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

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All Things Detox!

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⚠️ Warning #1

What You're About to See Is Real.

100% Real
💩

Real poop. Real clients. Real things.

What you're about to see is real. Real poop. Real clients. Real things I've witnessed come out of the human body over the years.

📸 Unfiltered 🚫 No stock photos 🧻 Straight from the source
Gross-o-meter Mild
Keep scrolling... if you dare ⬇
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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

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Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

Spotify

Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

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Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

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Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

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All Things Detox!

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⚠️ Warning #2

This Is Your Warning to Turn Back Now.

Weak Stomachs Beware
🤢

If you're easily grossed out, have a weak stomach, or prefer to pretend everybody poops rainbows and butterflies, this is your warning to turn back now.

You've been warned!

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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

Black outline of a leaf with a diagonal stem on a white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

Spotify

Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

Smiling face icon with sparkles and plus signs in black outline on white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Simple black line drawing of an apple with a leaf on a white background

Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

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All Things Detox!

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Still Here?

WELCOME TO MY WORLD! 🧪🔬

🧪 🔬 🧫 🦠

Calling all mad scientists.

But if you're a curious, slightly twisted, mad scientist like me who finds the human body endlessly fascinating... WELCOME TO MY WORLD! 🧪🔬

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Almost there ⬇
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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

Black outline of a leaf with a diagonal stem on a white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

Spotify

Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

Smiling face icon with sparkles and plus signs in black outline on white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Simple black line drawing of an apple with a leaf on a white background

Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

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All Things Detox!

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Behind the Porcelain Curtain

I've Seen Some Pretty Wild Sh*t Over the Years.

Peek Inside
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A peek behind the porcelain curtain.

I've seen some pretty wild sh*t over the years, and I'm inviting you to take a peek behind the porcelain curtain.

Gross-o-meter Seriously gross
Last chance to turn back ⬇
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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

Black outline of a leaf with a diagonal stem on a white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

Spotify

Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

Smiling face icon with sparkles and plus signs in black outline on white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Simple black line drawing of an apple with a leaf on a white background

Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

Heart outline with an ECG line and a small checkmark icon beneath it
Black-and-white stylized letter S with sparkles on a white background

All Things Detox!

Base Urbano BE YOU

⚠️ Final Warning

Scroll at Your Own Risk.

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Curiosity encouraged. Lunch discouraged. 🤢💩

Scroll at your own risk.

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You asked for it ⬇
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The Funk'tional Nutritionist

Colon Hydrotherapy: Why aren't more people talking about this?

Apple Podcasts

Black outline of a leaf with a diagonal stem on a white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Detoxing, Pooping, and the Importance of Elimination

Spotify

Spotify

Did You Poop Today? Talking All Things Poop

Smiling face icon with sparkles and plus signs in black outline on white background

Life Uplifted with Lauren Venosta

Simple black line drawing of an apple with a leaf on a white background

Food as Medicine — How to heal your body and soul with food

Spotify

Becoming Whole Again with Magdalena

Spotify

Spotify

Coach Adam

Health Is Wealth

Heart outline with an ECG line and a small checkmark icon beneath it
Black-and-white stylized letter S with sparkles on a white background

All Things Detox!

Base Urbano BE YOU

🚽 Ready to Book Your Session?

Seen Enough Sh*t? Now Let's Talk About Yours! 💩

You've seen some of the wild things I've witnessed over the years. Now it's your turn to give your gut a little attention!

Whether you're struggling with constipation, bloating, or just curious about colon hydrotherapy, The Poop Doctor is here to help you get things moving.